"Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into."

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

(via small-town-fangirl)

rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

(via small-town-fangirl)

shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise 

metamerismmuse:

Rule 1: dont do your nails before work




theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning